About Mary Milne
Mary Milne was born in the month of May on top of a hill on a small island in Canada. The island had been shipped to the country packed in straw and gauloise cigarettes sometime in the early 1600's. At the time of her birth a general malaise permeated it's cobblestone streets and Mary's family decided it would be best to move. They spent the next few years living in a renovated chicken coop in the nouveau French countryside. On especially windy days the outhouse would blow over. Read more about Mary Milne on Last.fm.