- Natural 20s

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November 12, 2015

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it's time for adventure if you're willing and able
so let's take it from the MUD to the tops of the table

to the floor, to the attic, to the basement where it stays
to the nerdcore underworld // now that's a long way

can't go alone but it's time to start play
better join the campaign, magic class arcane

grab another character // here comes the rappist _
to the party has been added start the conjuring and castin'

settle more scores, transform the dark lord
level four force, pin opponents to the dart board

dice in your hand (here) // give it a try
shake em up, close your eyes, make a wish and let fly

look, there's a random, better run while we can
oh wait, never mind, he's the guy from mega ran

gotta rally the troops, it's no time for forfeit
the party moves north, like six four in orbit

pray through the gates, always ready to skate
better level up quick before you meet an early fate

now i heard there's a jesse who lives in these parts
and he ever so dangerously mastered the arts

a crazy collection of sorcery and spells
from the rising of nerdcore his skills had excelled

and nearby's a frontalot, but it looks like he's screwed
so i ran as the front was being eaten by a grue

normally i'd help, i felt *bad* for shying off
but i'd rather take my chances up against the final boss

there's reason for the company, gold is the goal
so the spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll

engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers
then to the rescue it's my man ytcracker

prepare for engagement, hope i battle well
way to tell slaying elves inside of shadowfell

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up high if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s

i put on my robe and wizard hat...

now this is an adventure, or some would say a game
a study done in strategy, of legendary fame

let me introduce, though you prob'ly know his name
it's jim darkmagic, but you can call him james

a little bit strange, at least from the standard
but this family of magicians is renowned in new hampshire

fin'ly settled on a god with avandra
but shopped around first and almost ended up with mothra

*in_ search* of irontooth all the way up in the keep
but it was too steep, hit a pit that's too deep

and here come the rats - no way of escapin
they want to go home play it safe in winterhaven

running out of options with all the rodents swarming
maximum damage with a blast of flame scorching

a critical hit inflicted on the enemies
cause jim's always rolling with the NATURAL 20s

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up high if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s

raise your hand if you got mad skills
keep it up high if you got mad kills
make a fist if your party's always ready
shout it out let them know you roll NATURAL 20s (single, no double up)

I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1, 000, 000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

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