- Fake Id

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November 12, 2015

Lyrics

I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through
He said 'Hold it there mate, this isn't you'
'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine'
'Well I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime'
So I'm standing on the street got no one else to meet
I'm bored, and I'm alone so I start to walk home
Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision
Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'
Start to reflect and think my heart does sink
My eye's too swollen to blink, I need another drink
Oh no I can't afford it because they just ran away with last week's pay
Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs
Now I'm thinking I just got robbed
How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation
This nation owes me a bit of compensation
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'
Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags
Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall
Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school
Hated GCSEs, was shit at PE
Us against them, just you and me
Now they get pig fat injected to their six pack
What's up with that? They look a right twat
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'
Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny
what's this, are you taking the piss?
Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this shit, come here bitch'

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