- I Want Candy

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November 12, 2015

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I want candy, bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy
Put it in a pile split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Talkin' licorice kisses talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles
I want candy I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose

Candy, candy

I need candy, bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill that bores straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get re-situated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy candy head
Where you keepin' all the candy, who made you candy king?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing

Candy in the mornin' Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon
Candy at school, on the way home from school
Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo

Mess up the mix Mix up the mess
Come on down, yo here's the address:
Said 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to gentlemen's club

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