November 12, 2015

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It's your birthday today
what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain
that five years ago on this day
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face
And 9 months before that, magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out, on a date
And they were having a good time
They were dancing and drinking wine
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down, on the bed
And he tore her panties off
And his wee-wee was as hard as a rock
And at this point, your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
so they formed a 69
And your mom came at least 3 times
And your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
that he forgot to put a condom on
And when he realized his mistake
He had ejaculated and it was too late
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

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