November 12, 2015

Lyrics

Baby, when you left me
For another girl
You know you broke my heart
And shattered my whole world.
We had a love I thought was true
Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you.
'Cause all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all l I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is cry.
The house is so empty
Since you've gone away.
But last night I found the tux
You wore on Valentine's Day.
I hugged it tight (it smelled like you)
Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of
your dick.
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the
internet.
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I do is lay around
And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm
Tim's tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!"
All I can do is sit and cry.
All I can do is-
I saw you on the street the other day
I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good."
And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick
on the internet!
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of
privacy, you fucking insane bitch!"
Now all I can do is lay around
And post pictures of your dick around your
neighborhood like it's a lost puppy.
All I can do is sit and cry.
Now all I can do is lay around
And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's
Tiny Dick.'"
All I can do is cry.

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