- U Can't Touch This

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November 12, 2015

Lyrics

Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.

My, my, my, my
Music hits me so hard
(That it) makes me say "Oh, my Lord:
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet".
It feels good when you know you're down,
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown.
And I'm known as such.
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch.

I told you, homeboy:
Can't touch this.
Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know:
Can't touch this.
Look in my eyes, man:
Can't touch this.
Yo! Let me bust the funky lyrics.
Can't touch this.

Fresh new kicks and pants:
You got it like that, now you know you wanna dance.
So, move out of your seat
And get a fly girl, and catch this beat
While it's rollin'. Hold on:
Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on
Like that. Like that:
Cold on a mission, so fall on back.
Let'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch.

Yo! I told you:
Can't touch this.
Why you standing there, man?
Can't touch this.
Yo! Sound the bell: school's in, sucker.
Can't touch this.

"Give me a song or rhythm
Making no sweat". That's what I'm giving'em
Now. They know
They talk about the Hammer when you're talking 'bout a show
That's hyped and tight.
Singers are sweatin', so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn.
The chart's legit:
Either work hard or you might as well quit.
That's word, because, you know:
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Break it down!

Stop: Hammer time!

Go with the flow. It is said.
If you can't groove to this, then you probably are dead.
So, wave your hands in the air,
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair.
This is it for a winner:
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner.
Now, move. Slide your rump.
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump:
Bump, bump, bump...
Yeah: can't touch this.
Look, man:
Can't touch this.
You'll probably get hyped, boy,
'Cause you know you can't.
Can't touch this.
Ring the bell: school's back in.
Break it down!

Stop: Hammer time!

Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Break it down!

Stop: Hammer time!

Every time you see me,
That Hammer's just so hype.
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike.
Now, why would I ever
Stop doing this,
With others makin' records
That just don't hit?
I toured around the world,
From London to The Bay:
It's "Hammer! Go, Hammer! MC Hammer! Yo, Hammer!"
And the rest can go and play
"U can't touch this".

Can't touch this.
Can't touch this.
Yeah, can't touch this.
I told you:
Can't touch this.
Too hype. Can't touch this.
Yo! Get me outta here.
Can't touch this.

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