November 12, 2015


This was a triumph
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must because
we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake
and the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and tore me to pieces
and threw every piece
into a fire
as they burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line
and we're out of beta
we're releasing on time
so I'm GLaD I got burned
think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer
to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke
fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great
it's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do
when I look up there it makes me GLaD I'm not you
I've experiments to run
there is research to be done
on the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive!
Still alive.

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